Mere mortal men should not be put in predicaments like this.
Tickets went on sale today for the sure-to-be-fabulous Newtown Beerfest. That's the good news.
The bad news (for me) is that I will be away on the day it takes place. I asked the missus to change our plans to accommodate this festival, but the look she shot me frightened me a bit, prompting me to add an "only kidding!" So away I'll be.
But you don't have to be. The good news (for you) is that you can get your tickets now.