WHAT BEER IS TO 7-YEAR-OLDS
7-year-old Tim - 'I think beer must be good. My dad says the more beer he
drinks the prettier my mom gets.'
7-year-old Melanie - 'Beer makes my dad sleepy and we get to watch what we
want On television when he is asleep, so beer is nice.
7-year-old Grady - 'My Mom and Dad both like beer. My Mom gets funny when
she drinks it and takes her top off at parties, but Dad doesn't think this
is very funny.'
7-year-old Toby - 'My Mom and Dad talk funny when they drink beer and The
more they drink the more they give kisses to each other, which is a good
7-year-old Sarah - 'My Dad gets funny on beer. He is funny. He also wets his
pants sometimes, so he shouldn't have too much.
7-year-old Lilly - 'My Dad loves beer. The more he drinks, the better he
dances. One time he danced right into the pool.'
7-year-old Ethan - 'I don't like beer very much. Every time Dad drinks it,
he burns the sausages on the barbecue and they taste disgusting.'
7-year-old Shirley - 'I give Dad's beer to the dog and he goes to sleep.'
7-year-old Jack - 'My Mom drinks beer and she says silly things and picks on
my father. Whenever she drinks beer she yells at Dad and tells him to go
bury his bone down the street again, but that doesn't make any sense.'