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Friday, August 1, 2008

Beer--From the mouths of babes…


7-year-old Tim - 'I think beer must be good. My dad says the more beer he

drinks the prettier my mom gets.'

7-year-old Melanie - 'Beer makes my dad sleepy and we get to watch what we

want On television when he is asleep, so beer is nice.

7-year-old Grady - 'My Mom and Dad both like beer. My Mom gets funny when

she drinks it and takes her top off at parties, but Dad doesn't think this

is very funny.'

7-year-old Toby - 'My Mom and Dad talk funny when they drink beer and The

more they drink the more they give kisses to each other, which is a good


7-year-old Sarah - 'My Dad gets funny on beer. He is funny. He also wets his

pants sometimes, so he shouldn't have too much.

7-year-old Lilly - 'My Dad loves beer. The more he drinks, the better he

dances. One time he danced right into the pool.'

7-year-old Ethan - 'I don't like beer very much. Every time Dad drinks it,

he burns the sausages on the barbecue and they taste disgusting.'

7-year-old Shirley - 'I give Dad's beer to the dog and he goes to sleep.'

7-year-old Jack - 'My Mom drinks beer and she says silly things and picks on

my father. Whenever she drinks beer she yells at Dad and tells him to go

bury his bone down the street again, but that doesn't make any sense.'

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